methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(Source: juilan, via googlecowboy)

MY TUMBLR ROLE MODEL IS
nothings-forever-dude.tumblr.com
GO FILLOW HIM NOW

awkwardvagina:

*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*

(via warp3dc0re)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via limenysnicket)

circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

(via limenysnicket)

(Source: justweeds, via high-on-kittens)